Easter Bunny Bitch

Da Milkman & A.Money give you the gift of Rap for your Paddy's day listening pleasure.
ENJOY!
It's the Easter Bunny Bitch

Click Fraud, Verdict: Guilty

I guess ya'll can stop clicking my ads. :(
DAMNIT

Onion Goggles

Onions have a defense mechanism. No, they don’t have impenetrable steel armor, or spikes, or adamantium skeletons. They rely, instead, on chemical weaponry. Now, before you go calling the Department of Homeland Security on your green-grocer, hear me out. Inside the cell walls of a typical onion are a collection of enzymes called "allinase" and "prensco." Normally separated, once you start to cut an onion, those walls breakdown, and those enzymes create 1--propenylsulphenic acid, which further break down into propanethial S-oxide gas.

Those gases waft outwards from the onion, eventually dissolving into the tears that coat your eye, turning them into a mild sulfuric acid! Your tear-ducts produce more tears to help dilute the caustic chemical. All that knowledge isn’t very helpful, though, when you’re eyes are burning, but it does help to protect you next time you’re chopping onions. If you know to keep that chemical out of your eyes, you’ll be just fine.

Onion Goggles fit snugly over your eyes, sealing them up and protecting you from those sulfurous fumes. Okay, maybe they're not exactly the most fashionable kitchen accessory out there, but at least you don’t have to be afraid of chopping onions any longer! Don’t believe the old wives' tales - breathing from your mouth, burning a candle, wine-cork between your teeth… none of that works. Onion Goggles do! No more tears!

Mayonnaise & Honey... it's 100% Black

What in the fuck is this lol. Found it in my grandmother's cubbord. Says one of the ingredients is Sheep. Smells a lot like smarties. ?????!??!??!?!?!!!!!

Why do these horses have checker boards on their asses?

What a lovely trip to NYC

Saw Paul and Dean! hung out on Coney Island. Stayed pretty crunk and hung out with good people. It was lovely meeting all the new folks: Matt, Alli, Jenni, and Mark i think it was. Rob's House Warming was pretty sweet too. BACK TO THE FUTURE BITCHES!!! All i need now is an unlimited credit card so we can go fashion hunting. I need new clothes. Anybody wanna take me shopping?

Weekend in NYC pics coming tmrrw!!!!

yep yep, coney island to manhattan. lots of fun bridges n shit mmmhmm.

Aliens?

Click for UFOs on Video

o_o

Story Time

Once upon a month or two ago, I owed Wachovia 600 bucks.
Then one day the automated Wachovia phone system started calling me every day and every night. I tried and tried to explain to the operators that calling me without cease brings me no closer to paying off my debt. Even though I asked kindly for the calls to desist, they persisted. In a moment of rage spurred by the settling (thank god) of my debt, I called the Wachovia hotline around midnight eastern standard time and decided to have a bit of revenge. I guess I earned this.

Today!
I tried to log into my Wachovia online account and encounter this fine message:

Fuck you WACHOVIA!

Beatles meet NIN

"who woulda thunk it? (referring to those songs meshing so well, that is)," says Rachel, and I couldn't agree more.

Chex dis Mix

Asian Girlfriend?

Are there any cute Japanese girls that want to watch anime with me?